Dakota. 15.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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oh sweet jesus
oh sour jesus
oh BBQ jesus
oh cool ranch jesus
oh doritos locos tacos jesus
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this one time in sixth grade i was waiting for my bus because it was late and this girl was cleaning out her locker and a teacher was helping her and all of the sudden the teacher started screaming and the girl started crying and all i heard was “YOU HAVE A GOLDFISH LIVING IN YOUR LOCKER??!!”
This blog brought to you by someone from one of those grey states.
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iwanttotouchdeanwinchestersbutt:
was this even a real movie
I love how troy was all down with zeke baking like “Ah yeah man, free food”
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things i dont need in my life:
- wasps
- those stringy things on the banana
- commercials on youtube
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Eddie Izzard [Stripped] | Terms & Conditions
To be fair, that’s how we lawyers write everything.
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
